William Sanford "Bill" Nye IV is many things. A scientist. A lover. An agent of chaos. But there is one thing he is not: a Russian spy.

Anyone insisting that Bill is, in fact, a GRU agent is invited to discuss the matter with the Board of Executives.

Bill can usually be found disturbing the peace and other people alike. He can also occasionally be found participating in heated arguments over the pitfalls of choosing Popplio as a starter. He will never be found in any part of the former Soviet Union.